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Mockingbird
08-09-2006, 11:19 PM
Every day a woman stood on her porch and shouted "Praise the Lord!"

And every day the atheist next door yelled back, "There is no Lord!"

One day the woman prayed, "Lord, I'm hungry. Please send me some groceries." The next morning she found a big bag of food on the stairs. "Praise the Lord!" she shouted.

"I told you there was no Lord," her neighbor said, jumping from behind a bush. "I bought those groceries."

"Praise the Lord!" the woman said. "He not only sent me groceries, but He made the devil pay for them." <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0">